Scale Models

If you're not one of those people who is too large and greasy to weigh in on a conventional scale, we suggest Fun Weigh
It's basically the electrical gadget version of this blog. Fun quips like "I think you just broke me!" and "Eh...eh...I can't breathe!" will quickly help you forget about your type II diabetes.

Here are a few Fun Weigh quips the scale forgot:

• Does your insurance cover gastric bypass?
• Oh God please no.
  
• Seriously?
• Why do I even bother?