Fatty - 1, Pizza Maker - 0

I concede that fat people often have things to contribute to society, technology, and my nightmares. You people are everywhere. We're unfortunately even related to a few of you.

However, business owners beware: DO NOT HIRE FATTIES. Not only do they make the dry heave prone among us more prone to dry heaving but they also make you poor:

How Fatties Destroy Your Business by some website.

(btw... this reminds me. Scott: I'm going to have to hire someone else to help me out with that thing. Cool?)